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THE CYBER MONDAY PRICE MURDERS!
- Fantasm Media
- Nov 30, 2020
- 1 min read
THE MURDER BOT HAS LEFT A BLOODY TRAIL OF SLASHED PRICES IN HIS WAKE
ALL OVER OUR SITE! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT BEFORE WE ARE ABLE TO RECOVER AND
SAVE OUR BELOVED PRICES FROM CERTAIN DOOM!
WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THIS AD? HAVE WE LOST OUR SHIT? PROBABLY...
IT SEEMED FUNNY WHEN WE WERE MAKING IT ANYWAY...
The bottom line is a TON of stuff is on sale! Some prices as low as only FIVE BUCKS!
WOW, RIGHT?!
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